If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her
im not kidding
people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.
bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable
"The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies."
*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep